Have you ever tried poisoning a bulimic?

How is this for a pick up line… "Sleep with me: I'm narcoleptic. "

I think a lot of the nations issues could be resolved if Chuck Norris accepted the nomination for VP.

A shout out to my buddy King Jake for kicking some serious Math ass!

I am so happy that Marie Osmond’s career has been revived… no seriously!
OK people, being a homosexual is not a fashion statement, it's a lot of hard work!

The majority in Utah would like to remove Bacardi Coolers from the grocery store and keep the act of torturing an animal a misdemeanor.

Here are a few wonderful conversation starters for any situation… abortion, politics, and religion, you can thank me later.

How many more seasons of the Real World are we going to have to endure? Does anyone remember Richard Hatch… I did not think so!