--Hi there. "Nice" to meet you.
Or
--Hi there. Nice to "meet" you.
Or
--Hi there. Nice to meet "you."

Some people might think this idea is stupid, but just imagine how much extra irony we could generate.

Bad Idea: If you’re ever planning to form a Beatles tribute band out of farm animals, and the rooster you picked to be John Lennon wants to bring his favorite hen into the studio for moral support, don’t do it. And if you don’t know why it would be a bad idea, you need to learn your history.

(Side note: Trying to get a pig to do the solo on “While my Guitar Gently Weeps” is also very difficult.)

Random Thought: Have you ever stared at your foot for, say, ten minutes straight saying over and over to yourself, “it’s a hand, it’s a hand, it’s a hand”? After approximately one hundred repetitions, it really does start to resemble a hand. Not an actual hand, just some sort of weird, deformed hand that looks a lot like a foot. Anyway, yeah, if you have ever tried this, give me a call.