I know you are in your car, but I can still see you picking your nose… would you like some fry sauce with those boogers?

 Who is the asshole that came up with the idea of ten hot dog buns per package and the eight hot dogs per package?

 Is there any way we can start raising money for all the celebrities that have lost their homes in the recent California wildfires?

Who else needs two aspirin after watching Nancy Grace?

 The Iraq war…  is that still going on?

 If I just had another credit card my life would be complete!

 Cut the crap folks… Chris Crocker is only saying what all of us are thinking!

 Earth to Tom Cruise… I think the time has come to start building on that piece of property you purchased on the Moon!

 Do you really save gas when you turn off the radio or does it just help you find what you are looking for quicker?

What is the deal with deodorant tampons?