By Angela McDermott

Why read when you can watch the movie?

I think Jonathan Swift is on to something?

I sure hope we attack Iran soon!

Here is some time saving advice for all of you living in the fast lane… every answer you are seeking is at the bottom of a tequila bottle.

What marketing genius is behind the deadly side effects of a potentially helpful medication?

How about some more road construction just to liven things up? 

So no one had an extra lung for Robert Goulet… I smell a conspiracy!

So the Boston Red Sox can win the World Series twice in five years and Utah State football cannot win once in ten? 

Who keeps moving shit in the grocery store?

Who says making fun of crippled people isn’t entertainment?