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Bosworth: An Online Humor Magazine Brimming with Unearned Self-Importance

 

Vol. 1 No. 7
October 2007 
 

Bosworth Magazine Archives

Inside Discipline in
Our Public Schools


Cynical Melanie

I recently delivered a humorous report on the Spanish Inquisition for my history class. No one laughed. 

Perhaps my dry sense of humor eluded my philistine pre-pubescent classmates. Or possibly, the subject matter hit too close to home.

As I pointed out the absurdity of using torture to convert people to a religion of peace and love, it reminded me all to clearly of the ostensible mission of every public school in America: to teach students how to be independently-minded individuals by structuring every moment of their lives and punishing them when they step out of line.

Cynical Melanie

During my early school years, I lacked a basic sense of propriety. I would get out of my seat when it seemed necessary, talk out of turn, daydream constantly, and doodle on my notebook. My teacher’s solution to these behaviors was a basic punishment: she forced me to trace circles with coffee can on a large piece of construction paper. Theoretically, the exercise taught me to sit still, while simultaneously helping me develop hand dexterity. Instead, I learned that when someone really wants to punish you, he or she would often force you to engage in a pointless waste of time. Sounds a lot like the adult workplace to me.

Later, a violation of order led to the loss of recess privileges or a trip to the to principal’s office. Once again, I learned a valuable lesson. If you act out, you’ll miss an opportunity for fun, and you’ll have to remain in the presence of a truly tedious person for hours on end. In the so-called real world, this experience prepares you for any number of work-related meetings.

As I look forward to high school, I can only imagine what their punishments are like. From extra to homework to detention, to being forced to go to prom, the structure of discipline and punishment in high school seems more evolved than anything I have ever seen. They’ve perfected the system, it seems, to create a perfect society of robots, who become instantly offended whenever someone insinuates they aren’t total individuals, which translates nicely in a consumption-based society.

Michel Foucault said it best in his history of discipline: “What was then being formed was a policy of coercions that act upon the body, a calculated manipulation of its elements, its gestures, its behavior. The human body was entering a machinery of power that explores it, breaks it down and rearranges it” (138). The final product? Docility. Impressionability. Silly Putty. All excellent skills to learn early and use later.

In a few weeks, I’m supposed to give another oral presentation for my history class. After this month’s debacle, I’ve decided to avoid topics that might get me into trouble. If I push the subject matter too far, someone might punish me by forcing me to enter the American workplace.


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