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Bosworth
Magazine Archives
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Good
Idea: Remember how Alanis Morrisette had that hit
song in the
nineties called “Ironic,” where nothing described
in the song is a very good
example of irony?
Now, Alanis should put out an album where each song on the record
provides misleading information about a different literary term. There
could be
a track called, “Metaphor and Metonymy are Basically the Same
Thing, Right?” one called “Asonance is a Word My
Teacher Made
Up,” and one called
“Foreshadowing” that’s just a bunch of
stories from the past.
Lastly, in the video
for all the songs, she’s naked, and
a really big, blurry dot covers up her hoo ha. |
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Bad Idea: You know how
heavy metal band names
often contain one harsh word like “rusty,” as well
as a soft word like
“chrysanthemum”? The result is a great variety of
names, such as “Guns n’
Roses,” “Alice in Chains,” and
“White Snake.”
The search for the ultimate heavy
metal band goes on to this day, but one name everyone agrees would be a
bad
heavy metal band name is “The Barry Manilow Funk-tastical
Petunia Redemption
Project.”
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Random
Thought: Have
you ever noticed that religion is a lot
like a stripper? It approaches you all seductively, wearing an
appealing
costume of some kind, adorned with alluring perfume. Then it plays nice
until it gets near your wallet, departing with a wad of ten-dollar
bills.
Also, I
tend to prefer the religions with big boobs. |
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