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Bosworth: An Online Humor Magazine Brimming with Unearned Self-Importance

 

Vol. 1 No. 6
 September 2007 
 

Bosworth Magazine Archives

Excursions in Contemporary Media

JeremiatronGood Idea: If you’re ever going to create a Cyborg that’s half Old Testament prophet and half artificially intelligent superbot, one good name for it might be Jeremiatron 1000. Why not Jeremiatron 600 or 800? Simple. The 600 model has rubber skin and is easily spotted. The 800 model is more realistic … including sweat and blood … but its Austrian accent confuses people.

This time ...Bad Idea: He was a simple man who thought he was signing up for some sort of complex game… with ambiguous rules and intriguing consequences. A few days in comes the realization: the exact thing he thought was a game … really isn’t. Then some other stuff happens and you wonder if it might actually be a game. By the end, though, you’re pretty sure it’s not a game. This Christmas, prepare yourself for a thrill ride that will make you sweat bullets. “This Time, It’s for Real.”

tension tamerRandom Thought: If you're ever in a brothel where the sexual favors they offer are named after different types of herbal tea, I bet the one called "tension tamer" is a lot more popular than the one called "red zinger."


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