Bosworth Magazine's
Wall of Rejected Slogans

1. Bosworth: It’s Like the “Prairie Home Companion” … for Perverts!

2. Bosworth Magazine: Where Humans and Cartoons Write Side by Side, Forming Twisted Human/Cartoon Hybrids. (We Call Them Mantoons.)

3. Bosworth Magazine: Forcing Monkeys to Reproduce the Works of Shakespeare on Typewriters Since Summer 2007.

4. Bosworth: Humorous Thoughts for the Seriously Deranged.

5. Bosworth: An Online Humor Magazine with Dozens of Places to Hide Your Weed.

6. Bosworth Magazine: We Probably Shouldn’t Have Hired the DC Madame as Our Proofreader.

7. Bosworth Magazine: Sexaholics Welcome.

8. Bosworth: A Humor Zine of Epic Proportions. Can We Call it a Zine? The Word Zine Sounds Cool.

9. Bosworth Magazine: Dedicated to Eroding the Storied Bosworth Family Reputation, One Zach Braff/ Coldplay Joke at a Time.

10. Bosworth: Proving to the World that Oversized “Muppet Show” Posters Do Belong in the Workplace.

11. Bosworth Magazine: It’s Possible, Although Unlikely, That Our Entire Staff Has Rabies

12. Bosworth: We’re Not Some Pretentious Humor Magazine Determined to Illustrate Our Sense of Intellectual Superiority by Constantly Referring to Highbrow Literature without Explaining Ourselves, Expecting the Reader to Notice. (riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.)

13. Bosworth Magazine: Dudesticking Our Way to Internet Hilarity.

14. Bosworth: An Online Humor Magazine that Routinely Catches its Staff Members in Compromising Positions in the Boiler Room.

15. Bosworth Magazine: Because the name “Thunder Cats” Was Taken.

16.  Bosworth: The Nation’s Leading Sexual and Reproductive Health Care Advocate and Provider.

17. Bosworth: A Timeless Classic Since Five Minutes Ago.